I foresee very interesting times indeed – now that Texas senator and presidential hopeful? Ted Cruz has released his birth certificate…
I thought I’d forgotten my Geography, so I looked up Canada – and I found out it is the 51st State…
I did NOT know that…did you?
Don’t worry – that might change soon.
Yep. Seems Senate Republicans, led by Senator Cruz, from Texas…er, I mean Canada, tried to sneak a provision into the Immigration Reform Bill now before the House. Cruz wants Canada to hold the first Republican Primary and House Republicans are fighting the idea…
That’s why they’re really holding up the Immigration Bill – it’s not because they’re racist or anti-immigrant or because they fear immigrant voting power or immigrants pushing the majority/minority proverbial ax waiting to fall!
The answer is obvious: Republicans just don’t want Senator Cruz to run for President…because they prefer Marco Rubio!
So Boehner’s hands are tied! It’s too soon for him to show favorites for 2016, but he can’t exactly alienate Cruz either – so he’s stalling on the Immigration Bill…
Rand Paul, who also wants to run for president, urged Cruz to push for the primary in Canada, naturally, because Paul knows Cruz, the Canadian will really go down well in the Heartland.
Cruz released a copy of his birth certificate over the Aug 17, 2013 weekend. Cruz was born in Calgary, Canada in December 1970. An expert in Canadian law told one newspaper, Cruz IS a Canadian.
Conservatives now say: The child of a U.S. citizen is considered by most constitutional commentators to be eligible for the presidency, regardless of where they were born…UNLESS of course you are Barack Obama.
Meantime, Democrats are furiously researching if Canada is indeed a legal part of the union – and if it could stand a legal challenge from Hawaii, which is now losing it’s last state to be added to the Union status – and is NOT pleased, at all!
Birthers, who NOW believe that Obama was born in Hawaii, British Columbia – are flocking to Canada to support Cruz…
Donald Trump says he always knew Canada was part of the union…and from the very beginning that’s why he sent people there to uncover Cruz’s…er, Obama’s parentage. Trump says he knows the Democrats will try to say Cruz is not eligible to run for president, so he’s paying an illegal immigrant a million dollars to marry Cruz so Cruz can get his papers…just in case. To be sure…
(NO, no – The potential wife is an Hispanic person who was BORN in Arizona but to Trump they’re ALL illegal, anyway…)
Meantime, one of President Obama’s relatives in Kenya is telling the others:
“I know we should have put Canada on the birth certificate instead of Hawaii, but no, YOU had to INSIST on Hawaii because you were too cheap to pay the money the Canadians were asking for. You went with Hawaii because the guy in the birth certificate office in Hawaii only wanted somewhere to stay in Kansas. Now see…I told you!”
So if you’re born in Canada are you:
- MORE American and eligible to run for president than a person born in Hawaii?
- Less eligible?
- Just as eligible?
- NOT eligible?
- What is eligible?
- Don’t care – not a Birther?
- DO CARE – payback for Obama?
As for me, I’m just going to sit back and see how Republicans play this one.
Darn! But don’t I love the saying: What goes around – never around…or down..or up!
Er, I don’t mean Mitt Romney…
Nor do I see an issue…
‘Cause Cruz is not going to be president in 2016. Nor Rand Paul or Marco Rubio…
Shhh. Don’t tell anyone, but Pierre Trudeau is filing papers as we speak…to run for 2016.
Don’t know who Pierre Trudeau IS?
Aren’t you an American?
And he’s NOT dead. Who told you such a lie…must be Republicans!!!