A story in New York Magazine entitled: Romney’s Etch A Sketch Campaign Begins caught my eye in the Huffington Post.
Mitt Romney has apparently ALREADY started playing musical chairs with his many positions.
His latest “adjustment” seems to be on: Immigration and Student loans.
I say WATCH for Mitt Romney’s 3 DIFFERENT Campaign Strategies:
- FLIP: For during the early stages of the primaries where he’s facing other republican opponents. He’s more FOR everything his opponents stand for…and more AGAINST everything they oppose…or FOR some things they oppose and AGAINST some things they stand for.
- FLOP: To be exhibited during the late stages of the primaries where opponents have left or are thinking of leaving. He’s FOR the things he OPPOSED and OPPOSES the things he was FOR, before…
- MISSPOKES: For after the Primaries, when he’s the nominee. He’s no longer sure what he was FOR or AGAINST….
Hey, what do/did you expect…?
Watch Romney morph and evolve into his father or whatever he thinks YOU want him to be as he plays Harry Potter Politics.
Flick of wand: Wheee…watch me – I’m an Owl.
Flick, flick: Yeah, I’m a Vulture today!
Flick: And now I’m a Sparrow.
So what? They’re all birds, aren’t they?
Yes, Mr. Romney. THEY are birds. But YOU’RE not!!!
Watch him tonight, during his speech in New Hampshire, start moving from Tea to Coffee…
By the end of the Campaign he’ll be drinking Camomille!